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英语冷笑话大全笑破你的肚子 杰克骑车摔伤，去医院治疗。一位年轻美貌的护士拿着表格让填。 杰克填好后递上表格。“还有什么漏填的?”护士问。“有!”杰克想了想说，“我是个单身汉。”更多尽在笑话网。 Wife:You see.Aording to te statistics on the paper 80% of those who have died of liver cancer have drunk alcoho. 妻子：你瞧，根据这报上登的统计数字，那些死于肝癌的人有80%都喝酒。 Husband:It's okey. To my investigation, all Thespeopleeat meals. 丈夫：那就不错了。据我调查，所有这些人都吃饭呢。 Jack fell off his bicycle and got hurt.A beautiful young nurse asked him to fill forms. Jack finished them and gave them back. 杰克骑车摔伤，去医院治疗。一位年轻美貌的护士拿着表格让填。 杰克填好后递上表格。 "Anything else?"The nurse asked. "Yes," Jack thinks for a while and said "l'm a bachelor." “还有什么漏填的?”护士问。“有!”杰克想了想说，“我是个单身汉。” A man wrote a letter to a small hotel he planned to visit on his vacation: "I would very much like to bring my dog with me. He is well-groomed and very well behaved. Would you be willing to permit me to keep him in my room with me at night?" 有个人给一家他方案在假期里停留的小旅馆写了封信，“我非常希望带着我的狗，它很干净很有教养，你能允许它和我睡一间屋子吗?” An immediate reply came from the hotel owner, who said, "I've been operating this hotel for many years. In all that time, I've never had a dog steal towels, bedclothes, silverware or pictures off the walls. I've never had to evict a dog in the middle of the night for being drunk and disorderly. And I've never had a dog run out on a hotel bill. Yes, indeed, your dog is wele at my hotel. And, if your dog will vouch for you, you're wele to stay here, too." 旅馆主人立即回了封信，“我经营旅馆很多年了，狗从没偷过毛巾，床单， 餐具，或者墙上的画。我也从没有在半夜因为狗喝醉胡闹而赶走它，狗也从不不付帐就跑掉。实际上我们非常欢送您的狗来我们旅馆，如果它为您担保，也欢送您来。 本文来源：https://www.dywdw.cn/194998d8a2c7aa00b52acfc789eb172ded63991f.html
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2022-05-23
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