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关于幽默英语小短文精选 Second language 外语 Text正文: A mother mouse was out for a stroll with her babies when she spotted a cat crouched behind a bush. She watched the cat, and the cat watched the mice. Mother mouse barked fiercely, "Woof, woof, woof!" The cat was so terrified that it ran for it's life. Mother mouse turned to her babies and said, "Now, do you understand the value of a second language?" 外语 一只母老鼠带着孩子出来散步，突然她看见一只猫正在灌木丛中虎视耽耽。 母老鼠向着猫叫道：“汪，汪，汪”，猫听了非常害怕，拼命跑走了。 母老鼠回过头洋洋自得地对孩子说：“现在你知道外语的重要性了吧。 买录像机 Amos asked his mother whether they could have a video. I’m afraid we can’t afford one, sighed his mother. But on the following day in came Amos, staggering beneath the weight of a brand-new video. How on earth did you pay for that? gasped his mother. Easy, Mum. replied Amos, I sold the television! 艾莫斯问妈妈他们是否能买一台录像机。 恐怕我们还买不起，妈妈叹息着说。 可第二天当艾莫斯回来时，他摇摇晃晃地搬着一台全新的录像机。 你究竟是哪儿来的钱买这东西?妈妈大吃一惊，喘着气说。 妈妈，这简单， 艾曼斯回答。我把电视机给卖了! Birthday 生日 Professor: When is your birthday? Kid: May 30. Professor: Which year? Kid: Every year. 教授：你的生日是什么时候? 孩子：5月30日。 教授：哪一年? 孩子：每年都是。 感谢您的阅读，祝您生活愉快。 本文来源：https://www.dywdw.cn/384cd77867ce0508763231126edb6f1afe007154.html
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2022-04-21
