【#第一文档网# 导语】以下是®第一文档网的小编为您整理的《经典的搞笑英文笑话短文》，欢迎阅读！
经典的搞笑英文笑话短文 笑话是民族文化不可或缺的一部分。任何一个民族都有它独有的笑话。本文是经典的搞笑英文笑话短文，希望对大家有帮助! 经典的搞笑英文笑话短文：Obstetrician Visit Catherine, pregnant with her first child, paid a visit to her obstetrician's office. After the exam, she shyly began, “My husband wants me to ask you..." "I know, I know," the doctor said, placing a reassuring hand on her shoulder. "I get asked that all the time. Sex is fine until late in the pregnancy." "No, that's not it," Catherine confessed. "He wants to know if I can still mow the lawn." 经典的搞笑英文笑话短文：Things Were Tougher Then There were three prostitutes living together, a mother, daughter and grandmother. One night the daughter came home looking very down. "How did you get on tonight Dear?" asked her mother. "Not too good," replied the daughter. "I only got $20 for a 1 / 3 blow job." "Wow!" said the mother, "In my day we gave a blow job for 50 cents!" "Good God!" said the Grandmother. "In my day we were just glad to get something warm in our stomachs!" 经典的搞笑英文笑话短文：Gifts For Your Teacher On the last day of kindergarten, the children brought presents for their teacher. The florist's son gave her a box. She hook it, held it up, and said, "I bet I know what it is. Is it flowers?" "That's right!" said the boy. Then the candy store owner's son gave her his package. She shook it, held it up, and said, "I bet I know what it is. Is it a box of candy?" "That's right!" said the boy. Next the liquor store owner's son handed her his box. She shook it, held it up, and noticed that it was leaking. She touched a drop with her finger and tasted it. "I bet I know what it is. Is it wine?" "No," said the boy. She touched another drop to her tongue. "Is it Champagne?" 2 / 3 本文来源：https://www.dywdw.cn/3ae69c105cf7ba0d4a7302768e9951e79a896925.html
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2023-01-02
