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小学生英语节手抄报内容 小学生英语节手抄报图1 小学生英语节手抄报图2 小学生英语节手抄报图3 小学生英语节手抄报图4 一、英语小笑话 "Would you mind telling me, Doctor," Bob asked ..."how you detect a mental deficiency in somebody who appears completely normal?" "Nothing is easier," he replied. "You ask him a simple question which everyone should answer with no trouble. If he hesitates, that puts you on the track." " Well, What sort of question?" "Well, you might ask him, 'Captain Cook made three trips around the world and died during one of them. Which one?' Bob thought for a moment, and then said with a nervous laugh, "You wouldn't happen to have another example would you? I must confess I don't know much about history." “医生，你能不能告诉我，”鲍勃问，“对于一个看上去很正常的人，你是怎样判断出他有智力缺陷的呢?”“再没有比这容易的了，”医生回答，“问他一个简单的问题，简单到所有人都知道答案，如果他回答得不干脆，那你就知道是怎么回事了。”“那要问什么样的问题呢?”“嗯，你可以这样问，‘库克船长环球旅行了三次，但是在其中一次的途中他去世了，是哪一次呢?’”鲍勃想了一会儿，紧张的回答道，“你就不能问另外一个问题吗?坦率地说，我对历史了解的不是很多。” 二、英语励志名言 1 Jack of all trades and master of none.门门精通，样样稀松。 2 Judge not from appearances.人不可貌相，海不可斗量。 3 Justice has long arms.天网恢恢，疏而不漏。 4 Keep good men company and you shall be of the number.近朱者赤，近墨者黑。 5 Kill two birds with one stone.一箭双雕。 6 Kings go mad, and the people suffer for it.君王发狂，百姓遭殃。 7 Kings have long arms.普天之下，莫非王土。 8 Knowledge is power.知识就是力量。 9 Knowledge makes humble, ignorance makes proud.博学使人谦逊，无知使人骄傲。 10 Learn and live.活着，为了学习。 三、英语幽默故事 Two soldiers were in camp. The first one‘s name was George, and the second one‘s name was Bill. George said, "have you got a piece of paper and an envelope, Bill?" Bill said, "Yes, I have," and he gave them to him. Then George said, "Now I haven‘t got a pen." Bill gave him his, and George wrote his letter. Then he put it in the envelope and said, "have you got a stamp, Bill?" Bill gave him one. Then Bill got up and went to the door, so George said to him, "Are you going out?" Bill Said, "Yes, I am," and he opened the door. George said, "Please put my letter in the box in the office, and..." He stopped. "What do you want now?" Bill said to him. George looked at the envelope of his letter and answered, "What‘s your girl-friend‘s address?" 军营里有二名士兵，一个叫乔治，一个叫比尔。乔治问：“比尔，你有信纸、信封吗?” 比尔说：“有。”然后把信纸和信封给了乔治。 乔治又说：“我还没有笔呢。”比尔又把自己的笔给了他。乔治开始写信。写完后把信放进信封里，又问：“比尔，你有邮票吗?”比尔给了他一张。 这时比尔站起来，向门口走去。乔治问：“你要出去吗?” 比尔说：“是的。”随即打开了门。 乔治说：“请帮我把这封信投进办公室的信箱里，还有...”他停住了。 “你还要什么?”比尔问。 乔治看着信封说：“你女朋友的地址是-?” 感谢您的阅读，祝您生活愉快。 本文来源：https://www.dywdw.cn/a378bd6dc57da26925c52cc58bd63186bdeb92c3.html
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2022-06-06
