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短篇英语美文摘抄 "My wife got sick. She was constantly nervous because of problems at work, personal life, her failures and problems with children. She has lost 30 pounds and weighed about 90 pounds in her 35 years. She got very skinny, and was constantly crying. She was not a happy woman. She had suffered from continuing headaches, heart pain and jammed nerves in her back and ribs. She did not sleep well, falling asleep only in the morning and got tired very quickly during the day. Our relationship was on the verge of break up. Her beauty was leaving her somewhere, she had bags under her eyes, she was poking her head, and stopped taking care of herself. She refused to shoot the films and rejected any role. I lost hope and thought that we'll get divorced soon…But then I decided to act on it. After all I've got the most beautiful woman on the earth. She is the idol of more than half of men and women on earth, and I was the one allowed to fall asleep next to her and to hug her shoulders. I began to pamper her with flowers, kisses and compliments. I surprised her and pleased her every minute. I gave her lots of gifts and lived just for her. I spoke in public only about her. I incorporated all themes in her direction. I praised her in front of her own and our mutual friends. You won't believe it, but she blossomed. She became even better than before. She gained weight, was no longer nervous and she loved me even more than ever. I had no clue that she CAN love that much. And then I realized one thing: The woman is the reflection of her man. If you love her to the point of madness, she will become it." - Brad Pitt A rich farmer's son, who had been bred at the university, always came at Christmas, to visit his father and mother. One evening, they were all three at supper, and two fowls having been served up, he told them that, by logic and arithmetic, he could prove those two chickens to be three. "Well," said his father, "you ought to teach us how that can be done." "Why!" Cried the scholar. "This is one, and that," continued he, "is two, one and two, you know, make three." "Very clever, indeed, and very funny," returned the father, "but you ought to have told us also, how we are to divide those two fowls among us three. Perhaps you could not have managed that so easily, so I will assist you: your mother shall have the first fowl, I will have the second, and the third, you may keep for yourself, as reward for your great learning." 一个有钱的农民有一个儿子，他在大学接受过教育，总是圣诞节回家去看望他的父母。 一天晚上，他们三人在一起吃晚饭，有两只鸡被端上来，他用逻辑与计算的知识告诉他们，他能证明两只鸡可以变成三只。 “好啊，”他父亲说。“你应该教教我们怎么做。” “哎呀，”学者叫道：“这是一，那个，”他接着说：“是二，一加二，你知道，等于三。” “非常聪明，真的，而且很有趣，”父亲回答道，“但是你也应该告诉我们，我们如何分配那两只鸡，也学你解决起来不会那么容易，所以我来帮助你，你妈妈应该吃第一只，我吃第二只，第三只你应该留给自己，作为你学得好的奖励。” One day Wei Wenhou has drinking merrily when he suddenly remembered that it was time go to hunt with Yu Ren who was in charge of mountains and rivers and hunting. Although it was raining outside, he ordered departure. Seeing he was about to leave, his trusted follow asked, "You are drinking so high -- spiritedly and it is raining outside, where are you going?" "I have an appointment with Yu Ren to go hunting today. So although I am drinking high-spiritedly I can fail to go for the appointment." Then Wei Wenhou went to see Yu Ren in person and told him that he was in a happy mood and canceled the hunting plan. 魏文侯喝酒喝得正高兴，忽然想起与掌管山泽田猎的虞人越好打猎时间到了。虽然这是天正下雨，魏文侯还是命令出发。 他的亲信侍从见魏文侯准备动身，就问道：“今天这喝得这么高兴，外面又下雨，您这是准备去哪儿呢?”魏文侯说：“我与虞约好今天见面去打猎，虽然喝酒喝得正在兴头上，但怎么可以不遵守约定的时间呢?” 于是便亲自到虞人那里，和他谈了自己现在欢快的心情，取消了原定的打猎计划。 感谢您的阅读，祝您生活愉快。 本文来源：https://www.dywdw.cn/b2f39cb47a3e0912a21614791711cc7930b778fb.html
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2022-07-18
