【#第一文档网# 导语】以下是®第一文档网的小编为您整理的《模板儿童英文小笑话大全爆笑》，欢迎阅读！
儿童英文小笑话大全爆笑 笑话анекдот是民族文化不可或缺的一局部。透过笑话我们可以看到一个民族的生存环境、生活方式、社会关系和心理特征等等。我整理了爆笑儿童英文小笑话，欢送阅读! 爆笑儿童英文小笑话篇一 纹身 A few months after Tom and I were married一during World War II, he was shipped off to Pearl Harbor. In one of his first letters，he wrote，"I'm going to have a Navy battle-ship tattooed on my chest.〞 二战中，汤姆和我刚结婚几个月，他就被派到珍珠港。在他早期的一封信中，他写道:“我想把海军战舰纹刻在胸前。〞 Instead of pleading, I answered simply,“Send me a pitcture of your tattoo，and I'll have a duplicate put on my chest. " 我没有劝阻，只是简单地回了信:“给我寄一张你纹旁的照片来，然后我也在我的胸前仿纹一个。〞 We have been married for 51 years. Neither of us has a tattoo. 1 3 我们现在已结婚51年了，谁也没纹过身。 爆笑儿童英文小笑话篇二 分享 As the mother of three small children born two years apart, I'm often very tired in the evening. Their father and I have set strict rules that after stories，prayers, one drink and the bathroom scene，they must go to bed and stay there. 作为一个每隔两年生一个小孩，现已是三个小孩的母亲，我到晚止时常感列精疲力尽。他们的父亲和我给孩子们订下严格的规定:讲完故事、祈祷、喝水、上厕所之后，他们必须马上上床睡觉。不许再干别的事。 One night，after a particularly trying day，all three were finally tucked in and I headed to the kitchen for some cookies，milk and solitude. I had just started to relax when I was surrounded by three little people，standing there watching me eat. Turning to their father I asked，"Do we relent or stick with the rules?" 一天晚上，经过了一番努力，三个孩子终于钻进了被窝。我来到了厨房想吃点饼干，喝点牛奶，单独呆一会儿。我刚想放松一下，就被二个孩子团团围住。他们站在那儿盯着我吃东西.我转向他们的父亲问:“我们还要不要遵守规定了?〞 Our three-year-old piped up，〞Stick with the rules,Mom. " 我们三岁的小孩说:“妈妈，还是坚持按规定做吧!〞 2 3 Knowing she didn't really want to be sent back to bed,I asked，"And what are the rules，Mellisa?" 我知道她不想去睡觉，就问:“玛丽莎，那么规定是怎么说的呢?〞 "Share with one another,"she replied. “有福同享。〞她答复说。 爆笑儿童英文小笑话篇三 幸运? Walking to work one day, my husband was hit by a car. It was a minor accident and the driver apologized，adding; "You certainly are lucky. We're right next to a doctor's office." 有一天我丈夫走路去上班，被汽车给撞了。我丈夫伤势不太重。司机向他道了歉，随后又说:“你太幸运了，我们就在医务室附近。〞 "I don't know how lucky that is ,"my husband replied."I' m the doctor. " 我丈夫答复说:“我并不感到有多幸运，我就是那儿的医生。〞 3 3 本文来源：https://www.dywdw.cn/ee537af34631b90d6c85ec3a87c24028905f857d.html
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