【#第一文档网# 导语】以下是®第一文档网的小编为您整理的《有趣的男性英语和女性英语》，欢迎阅读！
1、女“性“英语 你真的听懂了对方在说什么吗？有些时候潜台词和字面的意思正相反... Yes = No. No = Yes. Maybe = No. I'm sorry = You'll be sorry. We need = I want. It's your decision = The correct decision should be obvious by now. Do what you want = You'll pay for this later. We need to talk = I need to complain. Sure go ahead = I don't want you to. I'm not upset = Of course I'm upset, you moron1! You're so manly2 = You need a shave and you sweat a lot. You're certainly attentive3 tonight = Is sex all you ever think about? Be romantic, turn out the lights = I have flabby thighs4. This kitchen is so inconvenient5 = I want a new house. I want new curtains = and carpeting, and furniture, and wallpaper. Hang the picture there = NO, I mean hang it there! I heard a noise = I noticed you were almost asleep. Do you love me? = I'm going to ask for something expensive. How much do you love me? = I did something today you're really not going to like. I'll be ready in a minute = Kick off your shoes and find a good game on TV. Is my butt6 fat? = Tell me I'm beautiful. You have to learn to communicate = Just agree with me. Are you listening to me!? = Too late, you're dead. Was that the baby? = Why don't you get out of bed and walk him until he goes to sleep. I'm not yelling! = Yes I am yelling because I think this is important. The same old thing = Nothing. Nothing = Everything. Everything = My PMS is acting7 up. Nothing, really = It's just that you're such an asshole. 2、男“性“英语 摘要：不光女性有自己独特的表达方式，男人同样也有自己独特的表达方式，相比女性而言，男人的语言更加直接，更加生理，更加下半身。 I'm hungry = I'm hungry. I'm sleepy = I'm sleepy. I'm tired = I'm tired. Do you want to go to a movie? = I'd like to have sex with you. Can I take you out to dinner? = I'd like to have sex with you. Can I call you sometime? = I'd like to have sex with you. May I have this dance? = I'd like to have sex with you. Nice dress! = Nice cleavage! You look tense, let me give you a massage8 = I want to fondle you. What's wrong? = I don't see why you are making such a big deal out of this. What's wrong? = What meaningless self-inflicted psychological trauma9 are you going through now? What's wrong? = I guess sex tonight is out of the question. I'm bored = Do you want to have sex? I love you = Let's have sex now. I love you, too = Okay, I said it, we'd better have sex now! Yes, I like the way you cut your hair = I liked it better before. Yes, I like the way you cut your hair = $50 and it doesn't look that much different! Let's talk = I am trying to impress you by showing that I am a deep. person and maybe then you'd like to have sex with me. Will you marry me? = I want to make it illegal for you to have sex with other guys. (while shopping) I like that one better = Pick any freakin' dress and let's go home! I don't think that blouse and that skirt go well together = I am gay. 本文来源：https://www.dywdw.cn/66e310bd7175a417866fb84ae45c3b3566ecdd37.html
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2023-03-30
